Melodyinchains has promised to write an erotic short story of 3,000 words about llamas if she gets 150 llama badges - see her journal entry. We can each send another person only a single badge, so please, can everyone reading this send one to Melody? Because we all want some llama porn, don't we?
Kandi: Ooh, are you some sort of a pervert?
Me: Yes. Now bend over, Kandi! Hehhehheh!
Kandi: No, I don't want to! You bend over, BELINDA!
Me: Aagh, no, I'm Belinda again! He-elp!
Aunty Beatrice: Oh dear, have you been bullying Candace again, Belinda? You are a slow learner, aren't you?. You will have to be punished yet again.