Firstly, a belated Happy New Year to all my watchers, viewers, commenters and so on. Thanks for all the views, favourites, and especially comments. Thank you all so much for sticking with me.
But especially, heartfelt apologies to those waiting for captions from me! That's three requests and one trade (my side). You know who you are. Contrary to appearances, I haven't forgotten about you. Excuses? Plenty, but they are excuses. It comes down to (temporary) loss of inspiration, and inertia. (Kandi: Isn't he awful!)
Rest assured I will produce theses captions. If you've read my series 'The Court of the Holy Fame' you'll know what happens to captioners who don't keep their promises! Civilisation will revive, lemon-scented napkins will again be produced. For now, I can only apologise again.
Kandi says: Not good enough! This is what's going to happen to him when he becomes Belinda again, at the hands of Aunty Beatrice: