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has promised to write an erotic short story of 3,000 words about llamas if she gets 150 llama badges - see her journal entry. We can each send another person only a single badge, so please, can everyone reading this send one to Melody? Because we all want some llama porn, don't we?
Kandi: Ooh, are you some sort of a pervert?
Me: Yes. Now bend over, Kandi! Hehhehheh!
Kandi: No, I don't want to! You bend over, BELINDA!
Me: Aagh, no, I'm Belinda again! He-elp!
Aunty Beatrice: Oh dear, have you been bullying Candace again, Belinda? You are a slow learner, aren't you?. You will have to be punished yet again.
Swissh!
Me: Aaaack!
has promised to write an erotic short story of 3,000 words about llamas if she gets 150 llama badges - see her journal entry. We can each send another person only a single badge, so please, can everyone reading this send one to Melody? Because we all want some llama porn, don't we?Kandi: Ooh, are you some sort of a pervert?
Me: Yes. Now bend over, Kandi! Hehhehheh!
Kandi: No, I don't want to! You bend over, BELINDA!
Me: Aagh, no, I'm Belinda again! He-elp!
Aunty Beatrice: Oh dear, have you been bullying Candace again, Belinda? You are a slow learner, aren't you?. You will have to be punished yet again.
Swissh!
Me: Aaaack!
Apologies are in order
I really haven't done much at all on Deviantart in several months, have I? Not only have I not posted a caption since Christmas, I've also hardly updated my favourites gallery.(Apologies especially to amandahawkins71 (https://www.deviantart.com/amandahawkins71) and emoryahlberg (https://www.deviantart.com/emoryahlberg), two of my favourite captioners along with KoolKaren (https://www.deviantart.com/koolkaren), but she's almost as irregular as I am) Passing 200,000 page views slipped by, almost unnoticed, and new watchers are continuing to watch me; thank you to all my watchers!
Partly this is because of good ole writers block as far as captions are concerned, though I am thinking about a request I've agreed to do. But also it's because I've been Role Playing - o
Another milestone passed!
As we trudge ever onward (sorry, I'm feeling like that at the moment), we pass another important milestone. I've now got over 1,000 watchers! To each and every one of you, whether you've stuck with me through thick and thin, or whether you've only just discovered my page, I want to say a heartfelt "Thank you!" (Kandi says: "And I want to give you all a big kiss!")
And apologies are in order. I'm sorry I haven't posted any new work recently. (Kandi: "Because you're lazy!") But it's just a hiatus.Rest assured that new things will be appearing shortly. Civilisation will revive. We will be taking on lemon-scented napkins again. (Kandi says: "Oh
Over 150,000 page views!
I'll let Kandi handle this one, since she sems so enthusiastic about it. Personally I couldn't care less.
Kandi says:"Ooh, isn't he dreadful? Of course I'm enthusiastic! 150,000 page views is a big milestone, and it's all thanks to you lovely people out there. And you come from all over the world. Thank you all so much! The number of watchers is still going up, it was 830 last time I looked. Big special thank you to all of you. And a big Kandi-style welcome for those who've just started watching recently, with kisses for each of you!
As a special 'thank you' treat for everyone, here are a couple of pictures of me in my school uniform. That'
Yes! Found them!
I've been getting used to my new laptop, but I had a lot of stuff on my old one which I need, documents and pictures. Although the computer itself was dead, I was told that the harddrive was still sound, and had a lot of spare capacity. So it was put into a little case to form an 'external harddrive'. I think of it as like a brain transplant (!) I knew all my old files were on there somewhere, but where? After going through everything I finally found them and, just as important, accessed them! So now there's nothing stopping me going ahead with all the new captions I should be doing!
Kandi says: Good! Now get on with it! Or Aunty Beatrice wi
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I'll give her a llama for 1 point.